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April 8, 2010
[dailyfail] 100 Essential Phrases To Include In A Letter To The Daily Mail‘and immigration that is out of control. – Steve Guff (ex-pat), Alicante, Spain’ [via Bad Journalism]
April 4, 2010
[funny] Worth A Look: Beware Of The Orange PeoplePIEGod’s Control Buttons
March 29, 2010
[funny] The Daily Mail Song‘Ian Huntley gets his own jacuzzi and gym in jail.’ [via Belle de Jour]


March 28, 2010
[funny] Eating off the People’s Princess … if Daily Express readers knew what a Tumblr was they’d find this very offensive … ‘A crown of Di-ritos.’
March 26, 2010
[funny] Worth a look: A Face Like Dot CottonEverytime you make a PowerpointI’m to stay here and expose myself!
March 22, 2010
[funny] Worth a look: Batman vs. The GerbilsFantasy LeagueNothing Happened.
March 19, 2010
[funny] Funny Japanese anime summary of British stereotypes‘Fish ‘n’ Chips!’ (more…)
March 18, 2010
[funny] ‘Come on ladies, skank it up! There’s no shame in being a whore!’Overheard in a School in Utah.
[books] The Little People – the best book cover ever … A horror novel about evil Nazi Leprechauns with whips? WANT! [via Moreish]

EVIL NAZI LEPRECHAUNS WITH WHIPS!

March 17, 2010
[nixon] Great moments with Mr. Nixon. … some great quotes from ex-President Richard Nixon …

Nixon: I do not mind the homosexuality. I understand it. (14-second beep to hide personal information) But nevertheless, the point that I make is that goddamit, I do not think that you glorify on public television homosexuality… even more than you glorify whores. Now we all know that people go to whores. …we all have weaknesses. But, goddammit, what do you think that does to kids? What do you think that does to 11 and 12 year old boys when they see that? …You know what happened to the Greeks! Homosexuality destroyed them. Sure, Aristotle was a homo. We all know that. So was Socrates.

Ehrlichman: But he never had the influence that television had.

March 11, 2010
[funny] Worth a Look: Meanwhile, In FinlandPick TwoArmageddon
March 9, 2010
[funny] Little Kid Does Worlds Best Batman Spoof“Max, what do you want for dinner?” “JUSTICE!”
February 27, 2010
[funny] Worth a Look: Unhappy HipstersComing Soon From BBC Worldwide10 Reasons To Avoid Talking On The Phone.
February 19, 2010
[funny] It’s Simple – Kill The Batman

It's Simple - Kill The Batman

February 8, 2010
[lifehacks] 43 Simple Ways To Simplify Your Life‘7. Makebelieve girlfriend chair’
February 6, 2010
[internet] The Nine Circles of Dante’s Internet … Part Of the 8th Circle Of Dante’s Internet: ‘People Who Ask For Advice But Don’t Listen.’
February 3, 2010
[funny] Make Your Own Malcolm Tucker Poster‘Eric fucking Bristow’s on the oche throwing a million darts made of human shit right at you.’
January 27, 2010
[funny] Worth A Look: Bedtime StoriesRome Did Not Create A Great Empire By Having MeetingsYou Dropped Food on the Floor. Do You Eat It?
January 16, 2010
[funny] Worth A Look: SpecialmanPenalty FareJesus Makes Things So Hard On Me
January 15, 2010
[politics] Tim Nice-But-Dim Tory Poster Photoshop

David Cameron: My Chums...

January 13, 2010
[books] I’m Not That Peter Robinson … Internet Hate Mob GO! … ‘Many thanks to all of you who have offered me your support in my time of difficulty – especially the person who said my wife was a homophobic slut who needed a good slapping around, and the other who suggested that I turn to Jesus Christ as my Saviour – but I must stress that I AM NOT Peter Robinson the politician, Northern Ireland’s First Minister.’
[blogs] Look At This Fucking Idea For A Blog-To-Book Deal … generating ideas for the blog-to-book market one post at a time: Famous Architect Or Early 20th Century Pedophile Dandy?Dinosaurs Dealing With MortalityEverything As A Vintage PaperbackReboxing. [via Metafilter]
January 5, 2010
[funny] Worth a look: Some QuestionsGive-A-Fuck-O-MeterCan Fail (Isn’t this a visual metaphor for life in some way rather than a fail?)
January 4, 2010
[batman] xkcd: Lease‘I don’t know what you just said because I was thinking about Batman.’
January 1, 2010
[funny] WiFi for Passive-Aggressives‘YourDogShitsInMyYard’
December 31, 2009
[funny] The Perfect Billboard‘My God, it even has a watermark.’
December 23, 2009
[funny] Go Look: Spiderman Missed His Train At Kings Cross.
December 20, 2009
[funny] Go Look: Fuck You, I’m Batman / The Best Wireless Network Name Ever / The Eyes Have It
December 18, 2009
[tv] Let’s Enhance Montage‘Lock On and enhance the Zee Axis…’ (more…)
December 15, 2009
[funny] Go Look: The Morgan Freeman Chain Of Command. [via Robot Wisdom]
December 14, 2009
[funny] I Am Locking the Wikipedia Article On Our Sex Life‘Locking the article has also become necessary to prevent the constant reinsertion of a section with the heading “Like a Cowardly Slug That’s Just Spotted a Pile of Salt,” detailing at length the uncharacteristically unsatisfying night we shared in a Paris hotel last summer. As I made clear several times on the talk page of our sex life, that was a completely unrepresentative occasion…’
December 9, 2009
[funny] New Study Reveals Most Children Unrepentant Sociopaths

“The most disturbing facet of this ubiquitous childhood disorder is an utter lack of empathy,” Mateo said. “These people—if you can even call them that—deliberately violate every social norm without ever pausing to consider how their selfish behavior might affect others. It’s as if they have no concept of anyone but themselves.”

“The depths of depravity that these tiny psychopaths are capable of reaching are really quite chilling,” Mateo added.

December 2, 2009
[google] Autocomplete Me … a blog revealing oddball search requests via Google’s autocomplete feature … ‘monsters are… real and ghosts are real too. they live inside us and sometimes they win.’
November 25, 2009
[simpsons] The 14 Most Awesome Fake Products From The Simpsons‘Krusty’s low standards for product endorsement have resulted in a slew of hilarious products. One of the best is the Krusty Home Pregnancy Test (warning: may cause birth defects).’
November 24, 2009
[funny] Internet Vices‘YouTube is shots of tequila. “Just ONE” to humor your friend quickly turns into 4 or 5…’
November 18, 2009
[bdj] Reg hack beats ‘Belle de Jour’ sex rap‘The stigma of suspected blogging followed [Andrew] Orlowski until yesterday, when Dr Brooke Magnanti, a Bristol research scientist, outed herself in The Sunday Times. Today our man, who is rarely mistaken for Billie Piper, declined to comment from his North London brothel.’
November 12, 2009
[funny] Lamebook … a real guilty pleasure website … (more…)
November 9, 2009
[funny] Vague Scientist‘Apparently reality is sort of a Jammie Dodger but with bad matter where the jam would be.’
November 8, 2009
[twitter] Nigel Molesworth is on Twitter: ‘sunda wot a dredful da it lede to kontemplasion of ones MORTALITE o how werey stale flatt & unproffitabel seem to me all the uses ect ect’ [link]
November 5, 2009
[funny] Glanced At: This Is Going To End Badly / l337 Eye Chart.
[comics] A List Of Favorite Comic Book Cliches‘We’ll always have a soft spot for Julie Newmar as Catwoman in the 1966 “Batman” TV show, if only for the matter-of-fact way that she told Batman that they could both be happy if he’d just let her kill Robin.’
November 4, 2009
[funny] The Homeopathic Webcomic‘Diluted With Blank Pixels 1,000,000 Times…’
November 3, 2009
[funny] Worst-Case Scenario Fork Lift Truck Accident(more…)
[funny] Go Look: Gonzo Journalism

Gonzo Journalism...

October 30, 2009
[funny] Church Sign FAIL‘The class on Prophecy has been canceled…’
October 29, 2009
[comics] The Haiku of the Ancient Sub-Mariner … great gag strip from Evan Dorkin‘Angry, So Angry…’
October 27, 2009
[funny] Employment Wanted – Former Marijuana Smuggler‘During this time I also co-owned and participated in the executive level management of 120 people worldwide in a successful pot smuggling venture with revenues in excess of US$100 million annually.’ (more…)
[funny] Glanced At: Information Vs. Confusion
October 26, 2009
[funny] Central London For Tourists

Central London Tubemap For Tourists

October 24, 2009
[funny] Watching: YouTube – Cassetteboy vs Nick Griffin vs Question Time‘I am thoroughly unpleasant and really creepy…’ (more…)