December 18, 2009
[tv] Let’s Enhance Montage‘Lock On and enhance the Zee Axis…’ (more…)
December 15, 2009
[funny] Go Look: The Morgan Freeman Chain Of Command. [via Robot Wisdom]
December 14, 2009
[funny] I Am Locking the Wikipedia Article On Our Sex Life‘Locking the article has also become necessary to prevent the constant reinsertion of a section with the heading “Like a Cowardly Slug That’s Just Spotted a Pile of Salt,” detailing at length the uncharacteristically unsatisfying night we shared in a Paris hotel last summer. As I made clear several times on the talk page of our sex life, that was a completely unrepresentative occasion…’
December 9, 2009
[funny] New Study Reveals Most Children Unrepentant Sociopaths

“The most disturbing facet of this ubiquitous childhood disorder is an utter lack of empathy,” Mateo said. “These people—if you can even call them that—deliberately violate every social norm without ever pausing to consider how their selfish behavior might affect others. It’s as if they have no concept of anyone but themselves.”

“The depths of depravity that these tiny psychopaths are capable of reaching are really quite chilling,” Mateo added.

December 2, 2009
[google] Autocomplete Me … a blog revealing oddball search requests via Google’s autocomplete feature … ‘monsters are… real and ghosts are real too. they live inside us and sometimes they win.’
November 25, 2009
[simpsons] The 14 Most Awesome Fake Products From The Simpsons‘Krusty’s low standards for product endorsement have resulted in a slew of hilarious products. One of the best is the Krusty Home Pregnancy Test (warning: may cause birth defects).’
November 24, 2009
[funny] Internet Vices‘YouTube is shots of tequila. “Just ONE” to humor your friend quickly turns into 4 or 5…’
November 18, 2009
[bdj] Reg hack beats ‘Belle de Jour’ sex rap‘The stigma of suspected blogging followed [Andrew] Orlowski until yesterday, when Dr Brooke Magnanti, a Bristol research scientist, outed herself in The Sunday Times. Today our man, who is rarely mistaken for Billie Piper, declined to comment from his North London brothel.’
November 12, 2009
[funny] Lamebook … a real guilty pleasure website … (more…)
November 9, 2009
[funny] Vague Scientist‘Apparently reality is sort of a Jammie Dodger but with bad matter where the jam would be.’
November 8, 2009
[twitter] Nigel Molesworth is on Twitter: ‘sunda wot a dredful da it lede to kontemplasion of ones MORTALITE o how werey stale flatt & unproffitabel seem to me all the uses ect ect’ [link]
November 5, 2009
[funny] Glanced At: This Is Going To End Badly / l337 Eye Chart.
[comics] A List Of Favorite Comic Book Cliches‘We’ll always have a soft spot for Julie Newmar as Catwoman in the 1966 “Batman” TV show, if only for the matter-of-fact way that she told Batman that they could both be happy if he’d just let her kill Robin.’
November 4, 2009
[funny] The Homeopathic Webcomic‘Diluted With Blank Pixels 1,000,000 Times…’
November 3, 2009
[funny] Worst-Case Scenario Fork Lift Truck Accident(more…)
[funny] Go Look: Gonzo Journalism

Gonzo Journalism...

October 30, 2009
[funny] Church Sign FAIL‘The class on Prophecy has been canceled…’
October 29, 2009
[comics] The Haiku of the Ancient Sub-Mariner … great gag strip from Evan Dorkin‘Angry, So Angry…’
October 27, 2009
[funny] Employment Wanted – Former Marijuana Smuggler‘During this time I also co-owned and participated in the executive level management of 120 people worldwide in a successful pot smuggling venture with revenues in excess of US$100 million annually.’ (more…)
[funny] Glanced At: Information Vs. Confusion
October 26, 2009
[funny] Central London For Tourists

Central London Tubemap For Tourists

October 24, 2009
[funny] Watching: YouTube – Cassetteboy vs Nick Griffin vs Question Time‘I am thoroughly unpleasant and really creepy…’ (more…)
October 22, 2009
[funny] Watching: Jenga World Record Disaster … ‘Jeez, Brian… I don’t know what to say.’ (more…)
October 16, 2009
[piracy] Worth a look: Everytime You Torrent God Kills A…
[twitter] 10 Things You Need To Stop Tweeting About‘#9 Emotional Breakthroughs’
October 6, 2009
[comics] Super-Social Networking: Superhero Facebook Status Updates‘Bruce Wayne is glad to see the new law requiring skylights in all buildings was passed.’ [via Sore Eyes]
October 1, 2009
[comics] Abhay Khosla’s Bram Stoker’s Dracula [Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five]

Dracula's Drycleaner Must Die!

September 27, 2009
[funny] 10 Best Things We’ll Say to Our Grandkids‘Our bodies were made of meat and supported by little sticks of calcium.’
September 24, 2009
[funny] Go Look: The Ultimate Productivity Blog
September 23, 2009
[funny] Nadir Of Western Civilization To Be Reached This Friday At 3:32 PM‘According to the panel, the final event will occur at 3:32 p.m., when a tourist, believing the impressive structure to be a giant mall, will enter Chicago’s Museum of Contemporary Art, and, not finding what he is looking for, ask where “the damn Radio Shack is supposed to be.” The man, dressed in Crocs and sweatpants and determined by researchers to be the final catalyst in humanity’s epic downfall, will then loudly expel gas.’
September 22, 2009
[london] The Ultimate Uncluttered Tube Map … [via Unreliably Witnessed]

Ultimate Uncluttered Tube Map

September 11, 2009
[apollo] A List Of The 106 Objects That Apollo 11 Left On The Moon’33. Defecation Collection Device (4)’
September 10, 2009
[funny] Nerd Venn Diagram … Where do you fit? …

nerd venn diagram

September 8, 2009
[ads] The Classified Dating Ads of the London Review of Books‘They call me Mr Boombastic. You can call me Monty. My real name, however, is Quentin. But only Mother uses that. And Nanny. Monty is fine, though. Anything but Peg Leg (Shrewsbury Prep, 1956, ‘Please don’t make me do cross-country, sir’). Box no. 0473.’
August 31, 2009
[twitter] Yet another Twitter worth taking a look at: Shit My Dad Says‘You need to flush the toilet more than once…No, YOU, YOU specifically need to. You know what, use a different toilet. This is my toilet.’
August 27, 2009
[funny] Go Look: Stormtrooping in the Rain
August 25, 2009
[tech] Xkcd’s Tech Support Cheatsheet … follow this flowchart and remember the other other golden rule: “Have you tried turning it off and on again?” and you will have a lucrative and rewarding career in IT Support.
August 24, 2009
[funny] For Sale in Gotham London: Batmobile replica 4.2 engine 1 years Mot and 6mths Tax (£8,500)‘It has titanium cup holders as used in the Bugatti Veyron which I won in an auction and the arm rest is autographed by Batman himself Adam West.’ [via LDN]
August 12, 2009
August 11, 2009
[comics] The Official Creebobby Comics Archetype Times Table … containing a robot, a zombie, an astronaut, a monster, a Lincoln, a Vampire, a T. Rex, a ninja, an alien, a platypus and many many combinations…
August 7, 2009

neil before zod

August 4, 2009
[comics] Predator vs. Tintin

Tintin vs. Predator

August 3, 2009
[funny] Go Watch: Straight out of Surrey by Mr B the Gentleman Rhymer ‘…I have a crime record like Charles Hawtrey.’ (more…)
July 27, 2009
[tv] My Shags As A Whore – Mitchell and Webb on Belle de Jour … ‘Being a prostitute is brilliant.’ (more…)
July 26, 2009
[funny] Kemp Folds … Go Look — a blog of folded photos of Ross Kemp.
July 21, 2009
[funny] For Sale – Do You Want A Porn Laptop?‘It runs internet pretty fast and I already have about 200 favorites of porn sites saved in my favorites for firefox. It works for porn perfectly, but not big or fast enough for music/video editing or any of that. I wouldn’t type any credit card info with it though, like I said it has some viruses and spyware…’
July 17, 2009
[funny] So I Had Sex With A Piñata – From Photo’s on TV … (if i had a Tumblr this would have been on it) … [via DYFL!]

So I had sex with a Piñata...

July 14, 2009
[batman] What Batman Needs…

What Batman Needs...

July 11, 2009
[doom] Doomwatch … calculating what we should be scared of today .. ‘Right now, the Daily Mail thinks you should be quaking in your boots about: murder, swine flu, iran, north korea, thatcher.’
June 26, 2009
[1984] Caught On Cam: Here Lies Eric Arthur Blair‘There was of course no way of knowing whether you were being watched at any given moment. How often, or on what system, the Thought Police plugged in on any individual wire was guesswork. It was even conceivable that they watched everybody all the time. But at any rate they could plug in your wire whenever they wanted to. You had to live—did live, from habit that became instinct—in the assumption that every sound you made was overheard, and, except in darkness, every movement scrutinized.’ [via a Smursh of Pete]

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