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October 26, 2009
[funny] Central London For Tourists

Central London Tubemap For Tourists

October 24, 2009
[funny] Watching: YouTube – Cassetteboy vs Nick Griffin vs Question Time‘I am thoroughly unpleasant and really creepy…’ (more…)
October 22, 2009
[funny] Watching: Jenga World Record Disaster … ‘Jeez, Brian… I don’t know what to say.’ (more…)
October 16, 2009
[piracy] Worth a look: Everytime You Torrent God Kills A…
[twitter] 10 Things You Need To Stop Tweeting About‘#9 Emotional Breakthroughs’
October 6, 2009
[comics] Super-Social Networking: Superhero Facebook Status Updates‘Bruce Wayne is glad to see the new law requiring skylights in all buildings was passed.’ [via Sore Eyes]
October 1, 2009
[comics] Abhay Khosla’s Bram Stoker’s Dracula [Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five]

Dracula's Drycleaner Must Die!

September 27, 2009
[funny] 10 Best Things We’ll Say to Our Grandkids‘Our bodies were made of meat and supported by little sticks of calcium.’
September 24, 2009
[funny] Go Look: The Ultimate Productivity Blog
September 23, 2009
[funny] Nadir Of Western Civilization To Be Reached This Friday At 3:32 PM‘According to the panel, the final event will occur at 3:32 p.m., when a tourist, believing the impressive structure to be a giant mall, will enter Chicago’s Museum of Contemporary Art, and, not finding what he is looking for, ask where “the damn Radio Shack is supposed to be.” The man, dressed in Crocs and sweatpants and determined by researchers to be the final catalyst in humanity’s epic downfall, will then loudly expel gas.’
September 22, 2009
[london] The Ultimate Uncluttered Tube Map … [via Unreliably Witnessed]

Ultimate Uncluttered Tube Map

September 11, 2009
[apollo] A List Of The 106 Objects That Apollo 11 Left On The Moon’33. Defecation Collection Device (4)’
September 10, 2009
[funny] Nerd Venn Diagram … Where do you fit? …

nerd venn diagram

September 8, 2009
[ads] The Classified Dating Ads of the London Review of Books‘They call me Mr Boombastic. You can call me Monty. My real name, however, is Quentin. But only Mother uses that. And Nanny. Monty is fine, though. Anything but Peg Leg (Shrewsbury Prep, 1956, ‘Please don’t make me do cross-country, sir’). Box no. 0473.’
August 31, 2009
[twitter] Yet another Twitter worth taking a look at: Shit My Dad Says‘You need to flush the toilet more than once…No, YOU, YOU specifically need to. You know what, use a different toilet. This is my toilet.’
August 27, 2009
[funny] Go Look: Stormtrooping in the Rain
August 25, 2009
[tech] Xkcd’s Tech Support Cheatsheet … follow this flowchart and remember the other other golden rule: “Have you tried turning it off and on again?” and you will have a lucrative and rewarding career in IT Support.
August 24, 2009
[funny] For Sale in Gotham London: Batmobile replica 4.2 engine 1 years Mot and 6mths Tax (£8,500)‘It has titanium cup holders as used in the Bugatti Veyron which I won in an auction and the arm rest is autographed by Batman himself Adam West.’ [via LDN]
August 12, 2009
[comics] Hobo Darkseid is on Twitter: ‘SOME BELIEVE THIS SOCK OF NICKELS TO BE HALF EMPTY. DARKSEID BELIEVES IT TO BE HALF FULL. NOW HOLD STILL.’ [link]
August 11, 2009
[comics] The Official Creebobby Comics Archetype Times Table … containing a robot, a zombie, an astronaut, a monster, a Lincoln, a Vampire, a T. Rex, a ninja, an alien, a platypus and many many combinations…
August 7, 2009
[funny] NEIL BEFORE ZOD!

neil before zod

August 4, 2009
[comics] Predator vs. Tintin

Tintin vs. Predator

August 3, 2009
[funny] Go Watch: Straight out of Surrey by Mr B the Gentleman Rhymer ‘…I have a crime record like Charles Hawtrey.’ (more…)
July 27, 2009
[tv] My Shags As A Whore – Mitchell and Webb on Belle de Jour … ‘Being a prostitute is brilliant.’ (more…)
July 26, 2009
[funny] Kemp Folds … Go Look — a blog of folded photos of Ross Kemp.
July 21, 2009
[funny] For Sale – Do You Want A Porn Laptop?‘It runs internet pretty fast and I already have about 200 favorites of porn sites saved in my favorites for firefox. It works for porn perfectly, but not big or fast enough for music/video editing or any of that. I wouldn’t type any credit card info with it though, like I said it has some viruses and spyware…’
July 17, 2009
[funny] So I Had Sex With A Piñata – From Photo’s on TV … (if i had a Tumblr this would have been on it) … [via DYFL!]

So I had sex with a Piñata...

July 14, 2009
[batman] What Batman Needs…

What Batman Needs...

July 11, 2009
[doom] Doomwatch … calculating what we should be scared of today .. ‘Right now, the Daily Mail thinks you should be quaking in your boots about: murder, swine flu, iran, north korea, thatcher.’
June 26, 2009
[1984] Caught On Cam: Here Lies Eric Arthur Blair‘There was of course no way of knowing whether you were being watched at any given moment. How often, or on what system, the Thought Police plugged in on any individual wire was guesswork. It was even conceivable that they watched everybody all the time. But at any rate they could plug in your wire whenever they wanted to. You had to live—did live, from habit that became instinct—in the assumption that every sound you made was overheard, and, except in darkness, every movement scrutinized.’ [via a Smursh of Pete]
June 22, 2009
Random YouTube Insult Generator‘I found the journey of the protagonist both humorous and enlightening. Just kidding. This video is nut sack sweat.’ [via Metafilter]
June 16, 2009
[funny] Dr Manhattan is… Awesome.
June 7, 2009
[happy] Happiest People Ever! … a blog collecting photos of really shiny happy people (not).
June 4, 2009
[funny] Han Solo, P.I. … Star Wars done in the style of Magnum P.I.’s opening credits. [via Waxy]
May 26, 2009
[press] The Daily Mail Dictionary‘Cancer: a life-threatening disease caused by everything, and cured by everything else.’ [via Moreish]
May 25, 2009
[funny] Well Well Well… What Do We Have Here?


Well Well Well... What do we have here?
May 24, 2009
[funny] Glanced At: She just forgot(more…)
May 6, 2009
[movies] Top 13 Stupidest Decisions In The History Of Horror Films‘Building your house on top of that old cemetery.’
May 5, 2009
[funny] Let’s Say You’ve Gone Back In Time … useful document for all time travellers …‘Insulin can be extracted from the pancreas of dogs and pigs by tying a string around the pancreatic duct. Inject this extract and it will act as a miraculous treatment. Forget Banting and Best. Take the credit.’
April 30, 2009
[blogs] Texts from Last Night Blog‘my mouth tastes like poor choices’
April 27, 2009
[funny] Ask Mefi: I would like a comprehensive list of each offense Ferris and his friends commit during the movie “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”‘There are many cases of fraud in the movie. For example, when one kid is asked, “Do you know Ferris Bueller,” he responds, “Yeah, he’s getting me out of summer school.” [..] Oh, and in theory, Cameron’s father could go after both Ferris and Cameron for grand theft auto of the Ferrari.’
April 24, 2009
[funny] God is on Twitter‘I could post 141 characters if I wanted to.’ [via @BeaucoupKevin]
April 21, 2009
[funny] Go Look: Escape From Thom Yorke [via David McCandless]
April 19, 2009
[tv] Disturbing Strokes … the opening to Different Strokes set to music from a horror film … ‘This has turned out far more creepy than I thought it would.’
April 15, 2009
[funny] Uncomfortable Plot Summaries … from postmodernbarney.com‘DAREDEVIL: Blind man pisses off crime boss, gets all his girl-friends killed.’
March 31, 2009
[comics] Rejected Rorschach Blots … from Kyle Baker. [thanks Tam]
March 22, 2009
[comics] Advice Rorschach Says… ‘American Love – Like Coke In Green Glass Bottles… They Don’t Make It Anymore.’ (more…)
March 19, 2009
[comics] Just Imagine… Social Media’s Watchmen … a twitter from Ozymandias via BeaucoupKevin.
March 16, 2009
[comics] Advice Rorschach Says…

Advice Rorschach Says...

March 13, 2009
[funny] Motivational Wolf Says… ‘If You Never Give Up… You Never Lose.’

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