7 December 2010
[comics] The Twitter Hulks … Kottke surveys the Hulks on Twitter …‘HULK WEIGH OVER 1 TONNE. HULK KISS ANYONE HULK WANTS TO. HULK WORRIES ABOUT EDITORIAL OVERSIGHT AT MARIE CLAIRE.’ (Cross-dressing Hulk)
26 November 2010
[comics] The Batman is On Twitter … [previously]
My iPhone is DEEAAAAAAAD!!!
The Batman
God_Damn_Batman
24 November 2010
23 November 2010
[comics] Scientists Confirm Existence of ‘Kirby Krackle’ … ‘Scientists have made an incredible breakthrough in the study of antimatter that yielded the first ever creation and capture of antihydrogen, which looks almost exactly like the ubiquitous “Kirby Krackle” visual effect innovated by the legendary comics artist many decades ago.’
15 November 2010
[funny] Forensic Homeopathologist Offers Police ‘Alternative’ Evidence, Suspects … ‘[Yates] will admit, though, that forensic homeopathology has its limits and that some cases are beyond its reach. ‘In those cases, I would recommend aroma-inquiry with perhaps a course of Naturopathy to enhance the crime’s ability to solve itself.”
5 November 2010
[comics] Modern Men Don’t Know Enough About Comics, Complain Women …‘Hair-stylist Helen Archer said: “My last boyfriend was rich, sensitive and hung like a pack mule, yet completely out of his depth in Forbidden Planet.”‘
1 November 2010
[funny] Go Look: A Small Tribute To The Mandlebrot
26 October 2010
[internet] Always Remember…
22 October 2010
20 October 2010
[funny] First they came for the quangos … Diamond Geezer on the UK Government’s Spending Review … ‘Then they came for something fundamental,
And I did not speak out because “we simply can’t afford it”.’
19 October 2010
[comics] Super-Hero Hoarders: The 7 Biggest Pack-Rats In Comics … ‘Some hoarders are marked not just by the objects they have stuffed away into their own personal Fortress of Hoarditudes, but also by the extreme lengths they’ll go to to acquire them, and nobody — nobody — goes quite as far as Superman himself. Dumpster diving is one thing, but actual diving to the bottom of the ocean so that you can retrieve the wreckage of the Titanic and rebuild it in your living room? Sure there’s nothing else you could be doing with your time there, Clark?’
10 October 2010
[funny] Go Look: This Painting Is Not Available In Your Country [via Unreliably Witnessed]
29 September 2010
[comics] Go Look: Clark Kent’s honeymoon began on a down note.
[comics] The Wisdom of Tharg The Mighty …
“As an alien superbeing. I have little time for the primitive biological urge you lesser evolved beings call sex.” – Tharg the Mighty
2000AD Daily Quote
2000ADailyQuote
13 September 2010
[tv] The Origin Of The Captain Pugwash / Seaman Stains / Master Bates Meme … originally published in the Sunday Correspondent in 1990 (scan from Phil Gyford’s Flickr] …
7 September 2010
[joke] How many SEO experts does it take to change a light bulb, lightbulb, light, bulb, lamp, lighting, switch, sex, xxx, hardcore? [twitter]
1 September 2010
[funny] Go Look: 10 Photos Capturing Moments of Spontaneous Badassery [Page 1 | Page 2] … ‘He’s practically a goddamn action figure up there: He comes complete with Uzi (mid-cock), Italian wingtips and a mustache made out of revenge.’ [click for the photo]
27 August 2010
[funny] Hungover Owls … “Give me… give me like… five… five minutes. Jesus.” [via qwghlm]
25 August 2010
[tv] These are Their Stories … nicely done cartoons based on one line summaries of Law and Order episodes from a TV Guide … Lawyer is Secretly a Stripper / Goren Takes on a Chess Master / A Pedophile Uses the Internet.
24 August 2010
[comics] Go Look: nana nana nana nana BATJESUS!
23 August 2010
[comics] The Top 10 Most Awesome Moments of Luke Cage: Power Man … ‘That is the greatest panel in the history of Luke Cage. It might be the greatest panel in the history of Dr. Doom, and I’d go so far as to say that there’s a good chance it’s the best panel in Marvel Comics history.’ [the panel]
22 August 2010
19 August 2010
[funny] Hyperbole and a Half: This is Why I’ll Never be an Adult … ‘I did three things yesterday! Now I’m supposed to keep doing things? It’s like the things never end!’ (more…)
18 August 2010
[tumblr] Go Look: Crap At My Parents House … ‘The goal of Crap At My Parents House is to pay homage to all of the weird crap that everyone’s parents have…’
17 August 2010
[funny] Go Look: For Sale – Cobra MK III ’86 … ‘Spent 525 credits on a fuel scoop…’
16 August 2010
[funny] Go Look: How The Male Angler Fish Gets Completely Screwed … ‘Oh God, what the shit is this?!!!’
10 August 2010
[funny] Go Look: Rocket Propelled Chainsaw … for when you absolutely, positively need to kill every zombie in the room.
7 August 2010
[funny] Go Look: Maslow’s Hierarchy of Robot Needs … ‘Self-Actualization: Destroy Humans’
6 August 2010
27 July 2010
[comics] Lady Gaga Kidnaps Commissioner Gordon … ‘While the kidnapping occurred at stately Wayne Manor, home of playboy jet-setter Bruce Wayne, the eccentric billionaire was not available for comment.’
22 July 2010
[philosophy] The Philosophy Of Immanuel Kant in Three Minutes … ‘Kant. It’s a German name and I’m quite happy to sit here in silence until you’re mature enough to get over it…’
21 July 2010
[funny] Go Look: America’s Joyous Future.
20 July 2010
[headlines] Meanwhile, in Durham: Police Hunt Norman Wisdom Lookalike.
15 July 2010
[comics] Go Look: He Will Find You – He’s Batman!
12 July 2010
[comics] J. Jonah Jameson is on Twitter …
THE ONLY POSSIBLE “UP SIDE” TO THIS MISERABLE HEAT AND HUMIDITY IS THAT SOMEWHERE IN THIS TOWN, SPIDER-MAN IS DRENCHED IN HIS PERVERT SUIT.
J Jonah Jameson
JJONAHJAMESON
10 July 2010
[funny] Columbo Box Set … ‘I bring pornographic pictures… and the opinions of angry children!’
9 July 2010
[funny] Ãœnited Stätes Toughens Image With Umlauts … ‘In a move designed to make the United States seem more “bad-assed and scary in a quasi-heavy-metal manner,” Congress officially changed the nation’s name to the Ãœnited Stätes of Ämerica Monday.’
5 July 2010
[funny] Go Look: Jason Donervan [from Cleanskies’ Photostream]
4 July 2010
[funny] Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from… ‘Preacher with a Shovel’
3 July 2010
[funny] Communists Now Least Threatening Group In U.S. … ‘The Red Menace has been surpassed by militia groups, religious extremists, ecoterrorists, cybercriminals, Hollywood producers, and angry drivers.’
2 July 2010
[comics] The Dark Knight Operates … ‘You don’t understand, boy. This isn’t an operating table…’
29 June 2010
[funny] George Osborne to put coma patients to work as draft excluders … ‘Look at all those coma patients, what sort of middle class family wouldn’t want such an eco-friendly draft excluder? It’s all natural and 100% biodegradable.’ [via Unreliably Witnessed]
22 June 2010
[twitter] FEMINIST HULK (is on twitter) …
DEEPLY ENTRENCHED PATRIARCHAL IDEOLOGIES HARD TO SMASH. THAT WHY HULK ALWAYS STRETCH FIRST.
FEMINIST HULK
feministhulk
20 June 2010
[press] Go Look: Builders Thwarted By Fish Eating Spiders [via twitter]
17 June 2010
[funny] I’m Comic Sans, Asshole … An imagined monologue with the world’s most disliked font … ‘I’m not just a font. I am a force of motherfucking nature and I will not rest until every uptight armchair typographer cock-hat like you is surrounded by my lovable, comic-book inspired, sans-serif badassery.’
14 June 2010
[books] Great Literature Retitled To Boost Website Traffic … ‘7 Awesome Ways Barnyard Animals Are Like Communism’
9 June 2010
[funny] Amy Winehouse vs. Sid James … ‘Underweight, Beehived Hag – Uses Her Nails’
7 June 2010
25 May 2010
[funny] What have we today? … great collection of green ink letters written to newspapers in the early nineties … ‘My eight-year-old boy is a strange lad. He’s bothered about the planet and interested in butterflies and insects as well as other animals. He never watches football. Do you think he’s going to be gay? (Daily Star)’
17 May 2010
13 May 2010
[comics] Christ, It Works for Everything … ‘It was recently theorized that all New Yorker cartoons could be captioned
with “Christ, what an asshole” without compromising their comedic value. I discovered this is true of virtually all comics, old and new…’
11 May 2010
[funny] Go Look: I’m Pretty Sure I Invented A Time Machine…
10 May 2010
[funny] Supreme Court Upholds Freedom Of Speech In Obscenity-Filled Ruling … ‘In short, freedom of speech means the freedom of fucking speech, you ignorant cocksuckers.’