“Batman was comedy,” West says, “let’s face it. What I loved about Batman was his total lack of awareness when it came to his interaction with the outside world. He actually believed nobody could recognise him on the phone, when he was being Bruce Wayne, even though he made no attempt to disguise his voice.”

“In the same way that Inspector Clouseau never notices his accent,” I suggest, “when everybody around him is also French.”

“That’s right. In the first episode, Batman goes into a nightclub in the cowl, cape and bat gloves. When the maître d’ says: ‘Ringside table, Batman?’ he replies, ‘No thank you – I’ll stand at the bar. I would not wish to be conspicuous.'”

• Brian Bendis … ‘i hope your internet personality becomes your real personality- watch how fast you get punched in the face.’ [link]
• Ben Templesmith … ‘Currently inking a demonic turd.’ [link]
• Matt Fraction … ‘man, you know you’re starting to make it when the torrent sites have your books up before lunchtime’ [link]
• Cameron Stewart … ‘How does one get urine ON TOP of a urinal?? People are monsters’ [link]
• Andy Diggle … ‘Ah, London, it’s good to be back. First stop: Gosh comics.’ [link]
• Ed Brubaker … ‘And now I get to go write Captain America some more today.’ [link]
• Neil Gaiman … ‘Locked out of hotel room. On third notworking roomkey. Inside the phone is ringing with another interview. I smile and twitter.’ [link]
• Joe Quesada … ‘Damn you, Warren Ellis, just LOVE ME!’ [link]
• Warren Ellis … ‘Also, one of you made off with my Bag Of Ideas today and I want it back. Name your terms.’ [link]
• Brian Wood … ‘I stupidly did it again. I done read some blogosphere and am now struggling through the shit-colored tsunami of ugly negativity.’ [link]

‘Human beings are proud of what they create—no matter how controversial or deadly. Edward Teller revealed the essential secrets of the hydrogen bomb in a popular encyclopedia article. In 1995, Robert Henderson, the chief engineer for the Manhattan Project, sent back to Coster-Mullen an early version of the “Atom Bombs” manuscript, with comments such as “shit” and “pure shit,” and then went on to explain the exact (and still classified) process by which engineers made the lens molds that cast the explosives that squeezed the core of Fat Man until it achieved critical mass. Reading through President Truman’s diaries, at the Truman Library, in Independence, Missouri, Coster-Mullen found an entry dated July 25, 1945, in which the President marvelled that “13 pounds of the explosive” had made the shot tower at Alamogordo, New Mexico, disappear—a pretty accurate estimate of the amount of nuclear material contained in Fat Man.’