March 11, 2010
March 9, 2010
[funny] Little Kid Does Worlds Best Batman Spoof … “Max, what do you want for dinner?” “JUSTICE!”
February 27, 2010
[funny] Worth a Look: Unhappy Hipsters … Coming Soon From BBC Worldwide … 10 Reasons To Avoid Talking On The Phone.
February 8, 2010
[lifehacks] 43 Simple Ways To Simplify Your Life … ‘7. Makebelieve girlfriend chair’
February 6, 2010
[internet] The Nine Circles of Dante’s Internet … Part Of the 8th Circle Of Dante’s Internet: ‘People Who Ask For Advice But Don’t Listen.’
February 3, 2010
[funny] Make Your Own Malcolm Tucker Poster … ‘Eric fucking Bristow’s on the oche throwing a million darts made of human shit right at you.’
January 27, 2010
[funny] Worth A Look: Bedtime Stories … Rome Did Not Create A Great Empire By Having Meetings … You Dropped Food on the Floor. Do You Eat It?
January 13, 2010
[books] I’m Not That Peter Robinson … Internet Hate Mob GO! … ‘Many thanks to all of you who have offered me your support in my time of difficulty – especially the person who said my wife was a homophobic slut who needed a good slapping around, and the other who suggested that I turn to Jesus Christ as my Saviour – but I must stress that I AM NOT Peter Robinson the politician, Northern Ireland’s First Minister.’
[blogs] Look At This Fucking Idea For A Blog-To-Book Deal … generating ideas for the blog-to-book market one post at a time: Famous Architect Or Early 20th Century Pedophile Dandy? … Dinosaurs Dealing With Mortality … Everything As A Vintage Paperback … Reboxing. [via Metafilter]
January 5, 2010
[funny] Worth a look: Some Questions … Give-A-Fuck-O-Meter … Can Fail (Isn’t this a visual metaphor for life in some way rather than a fail?)
January 4, 2010
[batman] xkcd: Lease … ‘I don’t know what you just said because I was thinking about Batman.’
December 20, 2009
December 14, 2009
[funny] I Am Locking the Wikipedia Article On Our Sex Life … ‘Locking the article has also become necessary to prevent the constant reinsertion of a section with the heading “Like a Cowardly Slug That’s Just Spotted a Pile of Salt,” detailing at length the uncharacteristically unsatisfying night we shared in a Paris hotel last summer. As I made clear several times on the talk page of our sex life, that was a completely unrepresentative occasion…’
December 9, 2009
[funny] New Study Reveals Most Children Unrepentant Sociopaths …
“The most disturbing facet of this ubiquitous childhood disorder is an utter lack of empathy,” Mateo said. “These people—if you can even call them that—deliberately violate every social norm without ever pausing to consider how their selfish behavior might affect others. It’s as if they have no concept of anyone but themselves.”
“The depths of depravity that these tiny psychopaths are capable of reaching are really quite chilling,” Mateo added.
December 2, 2009
[google] Autocomplete Me … a blog revealing oddball search requests via Google’s autocomplete feature … ‘monsters are… real and ghosts are real too. they live inside us and sometimes they win.’
November 25, 2009
[simpsons] The 14 Most Awesome Fake Products From The Simpsons … ‘Krusty’s low standards for product endorsement have resulted in a slew of hilarious products. One of the best is the Krusty Home Pregnancy Test (warning: may cause birth defects).’
November 24, 2009
[funny] Internet Vices … ‘YouTube is shots of tequila. “Just ONE” to humor your friend quickly turns into 4 or 5…’
November 18, 2009
[bdj] Reg hack beats ‘Belle de Jour’ sex rap … ‘The stigma of suspected blogging followed [Andrew] Orlowski until yesterday, when Dr Brooke Magnanti, a Bristol research scientist, outed herself in The Sunday Times. Today our man, who is rarely mistaken for Billie Piper, declined to comment from his North London brothel.’
November 9, 2009
[funny] Vague Scientist … ‘Apparently reality is sort of a Jammie Dodger but with bad matter where the jam would be.’
November 8, 2009
[twitter] Nigel Molesworth is on Twitter: ’sunda wot a dredful da it lede to kontemplasion of ones MORTALITE o how werey stale flatt & unproffitabel seem to me all the uses ect ect’ [link]
[comics] A List Of Favorite Comic Book Cliches … ‘We’ll always have a soft spot for Julie Newmar as Catwoman in the 1966 “Batman” TV show, if only for the matter-of-fact way that she told Batman that they could both be happy if he’d just let her kill Robin.’
October 29, 2009
[comics] The Haiku of the Ancient Sub-Mariner … great gag strip from Evan Dorkin … ‘Angry, So Angry…’
October 27, 2009
[funny] Employment Wanted – Former Marijuana Smuggler … ‘During this time I also co-owned and participated in the executive level management of 120 people worldwide in a successful pot smuggling venture with revenues in excess of US$100 million annually.’ (more…)
[funny] Glanced At: Information Vs. Confusion
October 24, 2009
[funny] Watching: YouTube – Cassetteboy vs Nick Griffin vs Question Time … ‘I am thoroughly unpleasant and really creepy…’ (more…)
October 22, 2009
[funny] Watching: Jenga World Record Disaster … ‘Jeez, Brian… I don’t know what to say.’ (more…)
[twitter] 10 Things You Need To Stop Tweeting About … ‘#9 Emotional Breakthroughs’
October 6, 2009
[comics] Super-Social Networking: Superhero Facebook Status Updates … ‘Bruce Wayne is glad to see the new law requiring skylights in all buildings was passed.’ [via Sore Eyes]
October 1, 2009
[comics] Abhay Khosla’s Bram Stoker’s Dracula [Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five]
September 27, 2009
[funny] 10 Best Things We’ll Say to Our Grandkids … ‘Our bodies were made of meat and supported by little sticks of calcium.’
September 23, 2009
[funny] Nadir Of Western Civilization To Be Reached This Friday At 3:32 PM … ‘According to the panel, the final event will occur at 3:32 p.m., when a tourist, believing the impressive structure to be a giant mall, will enter Chicago’s Museum of Contemporary Art, and, not finding what he is looking for, ask where “the damn Radio Shack is supposed to be.” The man, dressed in Crocs and sweatpants and determined by researchers to be the final catalyst in humanity’s epic downfall, will then loudly expel gas.’
September 11, 2009
[apollo] A List Of The 106 Objects That Apollo 11 Left On The Moon … ‘33. Defecation Collection Device (4)’
September 8, 2009
[ads] The Classified Dating Ads of the London Review of Books … ‘They call me Mr Boombastic. You can call me Monty. My real name, however, is Quentin. But only Mother uses that. And Nanny. Monty is fine, though. Anything but Peg Leg (Shrewsbury Prep, 1956, ‘Please don’t make me do cross-country, sir’). Box no. 0473.’
August 31, 2009
[twitter] Yet another Twitter worth taking a look at: Shit My Dad Says … ‘You need to flush the toilet more than once…No, YOU, YOU specifically need to. You know what, use a different toilet. This is my toilet.’
August 25, 2009
[tech] Xkcd’s Tech Support Cheatsheet … follow this flowchart and remember the other other golden rule: “Have you tried turning it off and on again?” and you will have a lucrative and rewarding career in IT Support.