10 April 2026
[cthulhu] President Nyarlathotep Is Simply Engaging in Classic “Mad Outer God” Negotiating Tactics … ‘But—and just hear me out here—the American voters did resummon Nyarlathotep because enough of us remain enthralled by his unfettered madness, wanton cruelty, and nonsensical brinkmanship. This is classic Negotiating 101 courtesy of the Faceless God himself! Sure, he may have kicked it up a notch from “sheer madness” to “abject depravity,” but that’s for the pundits to debate. That said, yes, it seems like the promise to “fill every womb with salt and every testicle with spiders” is sort of backfiring.’
