[onions] Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades … The Onion’s parody article about razors and marketing is 20 years old! ‘People said we couldn’t go to three. It’ll cost a fortune to manufacture, they said. Well, we did it. Now some egghead in a lab is screaming “Five’s crazy?” Well, perhaps he’d be more comfortable in the labs at Norelco, working on fucking electrics. Rotary blades, my white ass!’

Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades is 20 years old!

This entry was posted on Sunday, February 18th, 2024 at 11:09 am and is filed under Funny, History.

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