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[life] 104-Year-Old Reveals Secret To Long Life Being Cursed By Witch To Wander Earth Eternally‘I do try to eat healthy, but most food turns to ash the instant it crosses my lips. I also walk a lot, but that’s mostly to escape the ever-present torment of seeing generations of loved ones pass on to the next life while I’m trapped here in perpetuity.’

The Secret to a Long Life: Being Eternally Cursed to Wander the Earth…

This entry was posted on Friday, October 26th, 2018 at 11:45 am and is filed under Funny, Life.

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