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[comics] Grown Man Who Owns Bane Action Figure Has Love To Give‘Saying that he is here, that he is caring, and that he is available, local man Philip Gorney, who owns a 6-inch Mattel action figure of the comic book villain Bane, confirmed Thursday that he has love to give. “I could make somebody happy, I am loving, and I deserve to be happy, too,” said the 31-year-old man who has drawn several full-color illustrations of the superhero Swamp Thing…’

The Onion: Grown Man Who Owns Bane Action Figure Has Love To Give

This entry was posted on Friday, May 3rd, 2019 at 11:45 am and is filed under Comics, Funny.

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