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[life] Angels ‘can only intervene in the trivial bullshit of the self-absorbed’‘Angel Tom Booker said: “For some reason we are not permitted to assist people suffering the effects of war, famine or disease. “It’s angel policy that we can only help with trivial matters affecting the lives of the privileged, for example easing traffic congestion so that a middle-class divorcee can get to her book group on time. Or the all-time classic, finding someone’s car keys. When my designated human says ‘Guardian angel, please find my keys so I can go on holiday’, I am duty bound to oblige.”’

Angels ‘can only intervene in the trivial bullshit of the self-absorbed’ — Daily Mash

This entry was posted on Tuesday, September 15th, 2015 at 12:01 pm and is filed under Funny, Religion.

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