[funny] Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs; ‘Oh, Shit’ Says Humanity’

“I believe I speak for the entire human race when I say, ‘Holy fuck,'” said Oceanographic Institute director Dr. James Aoki, noting that the dolphin has a cranial capacity 40 percent greater than that of humans. “That’s it for us monkeys.”

The Onion: Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs

This entry was posted on Sunday, November 2nd, 2008 at 8:55 am and is filed under Evolution, Funny.

« »

No Comments

Sorry, the comment form is closed at this time.