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[comics] Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex — Larry Niven wonders about Superman’s Sex Life … ‘Ejaculation of semen is entirely involuntary in the human male, and in all other forms of terrestrial life. It would be unreasonable to assume otherwise for a kryptonian. But with kryptonian muscles behind it, Kal-El’s semen would emerge with the muzzle velocity of a machine gun bullet. (*One can imagine that the Kent home in Smallville was riddled with holes during Superboy’s puberty. And why did Lana Lang never notice that?*)’ [via Many Comic Blogs]

Larry Niven on Superman’s Sex Life

This entry was posted on Monday, November 17th, 2003 at 11:08 am and is filed under Comics, Funny, Superman.

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6 Comments

Methinks Mr Niven has been watching Kevin Smith’s ‘Clerks’ – there’s an entire scene devoted to Superman and Lois Lane’s sex life, including some ideas about Kryptonian condoms….

[posted by Martin at 4:13pm on Nov 17 2003]

on second thoughts – maybe Mr Smith ripped off Mr Niven…..?

[posted by Martin at 4:15pm on Nov 17 2003]

It’s not something Niven wrote recently — it was published in 1971…

[posted by darren at 4:37pm on Nov 17 2003]

And it’s been on the web for ages too. We just didn’t notice until BoingBoing did :)

[posted by Jez at 4:42pm on Nov 17 2003]

Hey, I take that back! I read BoingBoing and everyone else reads BugPowder. Bwah-ha-ha! World Domination will be ours!

[posted by Jez at 4:46pm on Nov 17 2003]

The write of Larry Niven was done on 1978, so i doubt Kevin Smith was writing the script of Mallrats with an age of only 8 years :)

[posted by hnzekto at 4:37pm on Dec 3 2008]

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