[funny] We’re Diversifying the University by Hiring More Crackpots … ‘That’s where billionaires like yourself come in. For a mere $10 million gift, you can help us remake the intellectual landscape by endowing a prestigious chair in an underrepresented subfield, such as geocentric astronomy, high-energy phlogiston physics, or patriotic history. Your generosity would enable us to lure academic job seekers who might otherwise scorn our hidebound institution in favor of innovative civics centers, private think tanks, and parents’ basements.’
We’re Diversifying the University by Hiring More Crackpots – McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
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