[royalty] ‘We’ve been paying for happy endings for Andrew for years’: the inside story of a royal disgrace, by his biographer … An eye-opening overview of the venality of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor. ‘Throughout Mountbatten-Windsor’s time as special representative for international trade and investment, ambassadors would feed back that he was a liability, rude and visibly bored at official engagements. His staff often requested attractive women be invited to events, to which “one consul replied, ‘I’m a diplomat, not a pimp,’” according to Entitled. “One bean-counter had complained about Andrew’s expenses,” Lownie says, “querying whether he could put massages on the taxpayer’s tab, and it was pushed through. We’ve been paying for happy endings for Andrew for years.” These warnings were unheeded: “There was a safe at the Foreign Office to keep all this stuff,” Lownie says.’
The Venality of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor
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