[politics] Conservative election manifesto actually the Necronomicon … Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! … ‘An eldritch tome of unholy secrets written by an insane medieval prophet has been launched to sweep the Conservatives into government this morning. The grimoire, attractively bound in a bright blue leather of unknown provenance, was launched at a press conference by the Prime Minister and several capering imps.’

The Conservative Party Election Manifesto by Abdul Alhazred

This entry was posted on Friday, May 19th, 2017 at 12:16 pm and is filed under Funny, H. P. Lovecraft, Politics.

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