[tv] Rik Mayall – This Much I know

‘After my quad-bike accident I was dead for five days. Jesus was only dead for three, so I beat him – 17 April 1998 was the day I was sent back from heaven. I remember waking up from the coma and there were four nurses wrestling with me, ramming a thingy up my knob. That’s quite a good memory, actually.’

The Wisdom of Rik Mayall…

This entry was posted on Sunday, April 9th, 2006 at 3:40 pm and is filed under Funny, People, TV.

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